Does It Move?

 

Sharon Stone is actually really surprised to see the photographers in that picture above. You just can't tell, because woman is botoxed to hell. Face abuse! That thing looks like it was pulled, prodded and stamped. Poor face. Sharon isn't being nice to it.

 

That dress is all sorts of hideous. It looks like her vagina blew a tsunami of menstrual fluid all over her perfectly white dress.

 

Here's Shar at a Christian Dior party in Paris tonight.