Monday, September 17th 2007
No Smoking Out With Angie
Angelia Jolie has said she's tried every drug invented, but that her least favorite of all was weed.
The 32-year-old mother of four said, "I've done coke, heroin, ecstasy, LSD, everything. But the one that had the worst effect for me was pot. I felt silly and giggly and I hate feeling like that."
"I remember taking LSD before I went to Disneyland. I started thinking about Mickey Mouse being a short, middle-aged man in a costume who hates life. Those drugs can be dangerous if you don't go into it positively – I gave them up long ago."
Mickey Mouse is most likely a short, middle-aged woman in a costume who hates life. I worked at Disneyland so I know this. The best part about working at Disneyland is seeing Snow White and Cinderella hike up their skirts in the back for a smoke break. Disney whores!
It's also funny that the one drug that Angelina should be taking is the only one she hates. Bitch needs to giggle and laugh, because she's so fucking up tight. It'll also help her get the munchies. She should try it again. It might do her body good. Doesn't Maniston smoke out? They should do it together. Bury the hatchet over a bowl.