Madonna: An Ambassador Of Judaism

 

Madonna celebrated the Jewish new year in Jerusalem with Israeli President Shimon Peres. The two exchanged gifts. She gave him her "Sex Book" and he gave her a copy of the Old Testament. NO! She didn't give him the Sex Book although I wish she would've. She gave him some kabbalahwalahbalah book called "The Book of Splendor" aka "The Book of Give Me Your Money." 

 

The Yediot Ahronot daily newspaper quoted Madonna as saying, "You don't know how popular the Book of Splendor is among Hollywood actors. Everyone I meet talks to me only about that. I am an ambassador for Judaism." More like ambassador for fug. 

 

Madonna was joined by Demi Moore, Donna Karan, Ashton Kutcher and Rosie O'Donnell.

 

Ashton is quoted as saying that Kabbalah had answered fundamental questions in his life and made him a better actor.

 

From Madonna saying she's the Queen of Judaism and Ashton actually saying he's a "better" actor I just don't know what to do.  Someone get the Dlisted carrier pigeon to send them a clue!