Over Reese?!

 

Reese Witherspoon recently told Elle Magazine that she was left paralyzed when her 6-year marriage to Ryan Phillipe fell to pieces. Well, Ryan said that he wanted to off himself, because it became so bad.

 

He said, "After the divorce I was a physical wreck. I wanted to die. I was ready to kill myself. I was not taking care of myself at all. I would wake up and cry and vomit." 

 

Damn, it's like that? He was probably throwing up, because he was kissing the Witherspoon lifestyle goodbye. Seriously, he should've called my ass. I could've been a buttcheek to cry on. And I wouldn't spit! I'm sure that prude Reese spits. Spitters never prosper! 

 

Break-ups suck, but my motto is: If you can't beat 'em, fuck 'em!  

 

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