Tuesday, September 11th 2007

CUNTry Star

 
Papa Joe told People Magazine that his lil' ole' Jessica Simpson is going to go country for her next album. He said she wants to get back to her Texas roots.
 
He said, "Everything in our business is about beats and I think she really wants to sing and country music still believes in that." 
 
"She's a singer from top to bottom. And everything in the music business, especially pop music, has moved away from singers. And I think country is the the only pure, storytelling kind of genre left." 
 
Yeah I'm sure she's a singer from top to bottom. I bet her middle sings better than her top, right Joe?
 
Jessica singing Country should be outlawed. She already has an annoying twang and it will just come out in full force. She should stick to movie making. Her next movie should a snuff film.
 
Isn't Papa Joe pure sex? You know he makes your middle just want to burst  into song. 
 
Thanks Lee
 
 


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