And Here Comes The Excuses......

Did I just wake up from a bad dream? No, I didn't. Britney Spears really did suck the life out of me last night. Hell, that whole 2 hours did! MTV has lost their mind. That entire show was a complete mess, a blur and a serious piece of trash. It looked like a frat party thrown by a bunch of old people.

Anyway, Britney fans are on damage control after her horrendous opening at last night's show. BreathHeavy , a Britney fansite, reports that she wanted to ditch her performance, because she overheard Sarah Silverman's opening monologue during rehearsals.

Sarah's monologue went down like this:

“It’s weird to think that just a few years ago on this very show, she was this, like, sweet innocent little girl in slutty clothes writhing around with a python. That’s not nice…calling Madonna a python.”

“Have you seen Britney’s kids? Oh my god, they are the most adorable mistakes you will ever see!” Silverman trilled. “They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of.”

Big fucking deal. Well, Britney didn't like Sarah making fun of her childrens and she flipped out.

MTV told Sarah to cut that from her act, but Sarah didn't. It still isn't really a reason. Sarah did her monologue AFTER Brit's trash can talent show, so if MTV told Britney that the joke was cut then why would she be bothered while performing?

The Palms Casino also reportedly axed Britney's planned magic crap with Criss Angel for insurance purposes. Britney was supposed to disappear and re-appear through several floating mirrors, but the Casino found it too risky. Probably because they saw what she was wearing and didn't want millions of pieces of broken glass everywhere!

No...no...nooo...Britney just wasn't ready for this. I honestly was hoping she would prove me wrong. Bitch didn't want to be there! She also looked under the influence of some shit, because she just wasn't there.

Also...whoever told her she looked good in that shit needs to be put on trial!