White Oprah Is Toooo Much!

Yesterday Michael Lohan and Lindsay Lohan had their beloved reunion at her rehab facility in Utah. Of course, White Oprah had to issue a statement about it. Of course. She told the 24/Sizzler :

“I really wanted her to have closure a really long time ago, so she could come to terms with the abusive behavior that myself and my children [Lindsay, Michael Jr., Dakota and Ali] endured when they were younger.”

She’s doing well. I’m so proud of her. She’s grown up. I’m petrified of the paparazzi. I’m afraid it’s going to be a frenzy when she’s out. I pray that it all works out well.”

Is she for real! She's going to call those paps herself and show up in a white mink and limo, mugging for the cameras.

Michael however wouldn't really comment on the reunion. He only said, "I can't comment on my relationship with my daughter," he said. "But [the reunion] was amazing."

He's holding out for a real deal, I'm sure.

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