Jacko Performs Tonight!

Michael Jackson will take the stage at the World Music Awards in London in only a few hours. He hasn't played England in nearly 9 years. He will perform his classic song "Thriller." He will also receive the Diamond award given to artists who have sold 100 Million albums or more. Jacko hasn't been quiet about his return and has been very public while in London. You know he's scaring small children everywhere.

He's also been making crazy demands to the WMA producers. He has demanded several hairstylists and make-up artists for only himself. Can you blame him? It takes a lot of work for homegirl to look so freaky. He's also demanded walls be built in the hallways of his hotel for privacy. I'm guessing that the privacy was for the other guests, so they wouldn't die of fright in the morning.

I can't wait to see this trainwreck unfold....