Monday, September 3rd 2007
Jack Osbourne is looking mighty hot these days, but he needs to shave the pubes from his face. This trend is not working for me. Beard rubbing against the ass cheeks isn't a good feeling. It's like sand paper on the derriere. I'm sure it doesn't feel good on your thighs either. Especially since some dudes face hair is like wiry and shit. Jack is so hairy he probably has stubble on the tongue.
Here's Jack and his mother Sharon buying a dog yesterday. Why people still buy dogs from pet stores is beyond me. Isn't that something we shouldn't do?