This Bitch Is No Joke

 

I really think before selecting a gown for an event Charlize Theron thinks to herself "What would Alexis Morell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan wear?" and then she goes with that. Charlize knows how to entertain the gays with her wardrobe selection. She looks like Goth Princess Barbie and that's the only way I would have it.

 

I also love Charlize because one minute she's smoking up out of an apple and the next minute she's the goddess of the red carpet. I'd definitely eat the cat for her. NAST. 

 

Here's Charlize promoting her movie "In The Valley of Elah" at the Venice Film Festival yesterday. For the after-party she was more Sammy Jo than Alexis, but that's fine by me.