Friday, August 31st 2007

Be Free And Be Gay!

 
My future husband and overall sexy hotness, Senator Larry Craig, will most likely resign as Idaho's Senator as early as today reports CNN . In case you don't know this homo, he's the dude that was busted in June for allegedly trying to get dick in an airport bathroom. He also has a history of being homo on the down low. 
 
Anyway, the Republicans are apparently trying to get Larry to give up his crown.  Sources say high-level meetings are taking place in Idaho. That was the hottest sentence ever written.
 
A GOP source said, "Any official group saying he would have to resign would have been explosive. Craig can't easily go it if appears he's been dictated to by the White House, the RNC, or any other party structure. It has to be his decision."
 
The CNN article goes on and on and on, because basically smart people like to write a lot. Basically, bitches want Larry out because his homo-ness is out in the open now.  
 
Gay Larry claims he isn't gay! Look at me writing about smart people stuff! This actually feels good. It's like I'm in the second grade again.
 
Anyway, what's wrong with Larry trying to get a little dick on the side. It's suddenly turning into a witch hunt. Catholic Priests do it all the time and get away with it.
 
Oh Larry, come into my open arms and I'll console you and teach you the ways of the gay. I'll be your gay Sensei.
 
Image Source: Unconfirmedsources.com 
Thanks  Kim 
 


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