Friday, August 31st 2007

High Hopes

 
Yes, ANOTHER Britney post. Don't worry Britaloonies (trust me, they exist) I'm not bashing her in this post. I was reading The Sun this morning and they had this post about how SHOCKING the lyrics to Brit's song "Cold As Fire" were. The song is a complete trainwreck, but it's definitely my favorite. It's a mess and that's how I like my Britney.
 
Here's what The Sun said the lyrics were:
"I'm just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him CUM in my mouth/ Make him my new baby.

"Little legend you can look but don't touch because/ I'm cold as fire baby and hot as ice/ If you've ever been to heaven this is twice as nice."

"The foolishness and fuckery and handling my bizness/ Hola if you hear me/ Can I get a witness?”

When I saw the "make him cum in my mouth" business it confirmed that this was the greatest Britney song of all-time. Unfortunately, The Sun needs to check their ears. Here's the real lyrics:

"I'm just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him call me mama/ Make him my new baby.

Boring and downgrade! The damn Sun had my hopes up! I was ready to embrace Brit Brit once again!

Click here to once again listen to Cold As Fire

UPDATE: The album comes out November 13th in case you give an eff.

 

 

Posted by: Michael K
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