Wino Is A Moron

 

DJ Mark Ronson has reportedly removed Amy Wino from his memory after she skipped out of a video shoot and was instead snapped lounging on the beaches of St. Lucia.

 

Mark (brother of Samantha) helped Wino with her album "Back to Black." She was due to shoot a video for "Valerie" and because of all her issues she backed out. A look-a-like was brought in to cover for Wino. I'm guessing by look-a-like they mean a malnourished alley cat....with fleas.

 

A source close to Mark said, "After all the hassle that Amy created by pulling out of the video shoot, seeing pictures of her living it up on a tropical island infuriated Mark.

"He has been hugely concerned about Amy and considers her a great friend. But he's telling friends their working relationship is over for good."

Amy is not a moron for pulling out of the shoot. Shit, I'd rather sit my nasty ass on a beach than work...but she's a moron for skipping out of a meeting involving that hot piece of DJ meat. Mark is seriously a dreamy dreamy dreamboat. I'd definitely let him piss in my ear.

In more terrifying news, WINO IS TRYING TO GET PREGNANT! Yeah, not even possible. I think all her eggs have gone on strike. Either that or they are too busy getting high in the backroom of her liver.

Source: Metro UK