Now You See Her, Now You Don't

 

The New York Daily News is reporting that Britney Spears will indeed perform "Gimme More" at the MTV VMAs on September 9th in Las Vegas with magical douche, Criss Angel helping her out. They claim Britney will disappear and and vanish between a series of mirrors throughout her performance. They better get jumbo mirrors. Her dancers will also be harnessed up to take flight.

 

Other media outlets reports that Timbaland, HBIC of the show, doesn't want her on at all. He thinks she'll take the shine off of the other performers.

 

In other BS news, bitch is rich! TMZ has uncovered divorce documents between her and KFed. The documents claim BS makes an average of $737,868 a month. KFed is currently taking home $20,000 a month, but it all ends in November. KFed's lawyer also wants Brit to pay up $50,000 in his legal fees.

 

Homegirl makes $700k a month and she looks like that?! That's a damn shame! That just goes to show you....you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you....well you know the rest.

 

It's also pretty sad that I listened to that "Cold As Fire" (see below) song like a million times. Her chipmunk chops hypnotize me. Must have cheeto....must have cheeto....must have cheeto...