Tuesday, August 28th 2007
Children Of The Damned
I was just thinking to myself "What the hell happened to those soccer games TomKat were at like every damn day?" Well, according to Star Magazine Isabella and Connor Cruise have been shipped off to Scientology camp.
Isabella, 14, and Connor, 12, are said to be spending their Summer at a camp outside of Portland, Oregon for children of Scientology. It's like your basic camp, but they also learn Scientology coursework. Oh and they learn how to make baby robots and deny their sexuality.
Isabella and Connor are going to come back with glass eyes and superficial smiles on their faces. Watch! We're all next. Look at what happened to Katie. I'm sure she was shipped off to one of those "camps" too.