For The Love Of.....

 

Dear Beth Ditto,

 

I love you....I really, really do, but I can't love you when you're flashing your Cinnabon with extra frosting. I just can't! I know you're out there doing your thing, but please! I'm also happy that you wore panties, but next time triple up or bust out the Body Glove biker shorts. The world just isn't ready for that KY jelly. 

 

xoxoxoMichael K