They Never EVER Learn

 

Renee Zellweger, you had me at...BARF! She looks like a starving cat with a bad sunburn! Wait, do cats get sunburned? Well, if they did they would look like that! I don't know what the issue is. These people go to events almost every single night with tons of free food. My ass would probably pull up a folding chair next to the buffet just because I'm too lazy to stand by it all night.

 

It's not that difficult. Here's ReRe and the equally fugly fug Calvin Klein at a Tom Petty concert last night in the Hamptons.