Girrrrrrrrrl

 

Star Jones and Gay Al completely mystify me. How the hell are they keeping this charade up? Are they for real and the joke is on us. I just don't know how they do it. They seriously need to go down in the record books or something. I mean Star has more sexual chemistry with that mutt she's holding!

 

Look at Gay Al! You know he would rather be tea-partying on Fire Island not in the Hamptons! He's totally singing that Pebbles song in his head to keep him entertained around the straights  "Girlfriend, how could you let him treat you so bad? Ohhh...girlfriend.....you know you was the best he ever had..." 

 

If these pictures came to life you would totally see him rocking back and forth to that song in his head. God love them.