Friday, August 24th 2007
Kiki Got Robbed!
Who robbed Kiki?! Come on! Show me your hands! I'll check them for grease and stank.
Some dude named Jarrod Beinerman of Brooklyn allegedly robbed Kiki blind. Kiki was staying in the penthouse of the SoHo Grand Hotel while shooting some movie. The NY Post reports that Jarrod robbed her ass of a $13,000 Balenciaga purse, wallets, cameras and her iPod.
The thieving went down on August 9th right after Kiki left her room at 4:48 in the morning. Jarrod and another dude waltzed in the hotel after Kiki left, took a freight elevator up to the penthouse and walked into an open door. Genius. Like taking candy from a skank whore.
Police were able to ID the dude using hotel surveillance. He was arrested leaving court for possible heroin-sale charges.
Riddle me this. Homegirl has a $13,000 purse yet she looks like like that? She needs to put that purse on eBay and use the profits to buy some shampoo and Cetaphil or something.
I keep reading here that she stinks and is stanky. How would someone know that? And excuse my stupidity but why all the hatred for her? I really never thought of her as whacko or weird. Now if everyone were ripping on that phony Cameron Diaz I would understand. Heard she is shitty with fans. And if anyone could use surgery it is her. I HATE that crooked ugly nose.