Monday, August 20th 2007

Diet Coke?!?

 
Gummi Bear drinks Diet Coke? Why even bother?!
 
In other Gummi news, Page Six reports that just like his brother, Fat Elvis, Gummi is broke! Sources say they have been spotted trying to cash checks for small amounts. Reportedly, their family has cut them off. How the hell is Gummi going to eat?! They better give him some money or bitch is going to start eating small animals and children!
 
Not only that, how is he going to pay to fix a staph infection on his leg! LOL! TMZ reports that Gummi contracted some flesh eating bacteria that his left his body full of sores. He told TMZ, "I am literally being eating alive!" Um....that could take years if not decades.
 
He's apparently on this crap called Zyvox which costs $4,000! He can just borrow some from Paris. Above is Gummi at Paris' Malibu pad this past weekend.
 
Image: Splash
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K