Friday, August 17th 2007

White Oprah Is Free At Last!!!!!

 
White Oprah is a free woman! She has reached a divorce and custody settlement from Michael Lohan. WO can now pursue her lifelong dreams!!!! What are they dreams anyway?
 
The terms of their divorce will not be made public, but will be final in 60 to 90 days. Michael will also be allowed to see his kids by September 6th through the process of therapeutic reunification. AHAHAH! Fucked up family.  
 
They have also signed confidentiality agreements to not discuss the details. That won't stop White Oprah. I'm sure she's gonna sit down with one of those entertainment shows and give us a blow by blow and next year release a sex tape where she really gives us the blow by blow. Oh, I love her!
 
Aren't you relieved?! Now you can finally sleep knowing that White Oprah is a free woman. 
 
Source: Access Hollywood
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K
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