Ugh! I'm falling asleep here! It's such a slow news day, someone get someone to do something! I mean can't Lohan break out of rehab and beat down White Oprah in front of all the paps. I mean...something....
 
In honor of this SND, here's a waxed Leonardo DiCaprio being groped by some creepy lady in London yesterday.
 
First bitch to say "zzzzzz" in comments wins a Twinkie!
 
I'm off to get a colonic. 
 
 
 
 
 


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