SND: Here's A Waxed Leo!

 

Ugh! I'm falling asleep here! It's such a slow news day, someone get someone to do something! I mean can't Lohan break out of rehab and beat down White Oprah in front of all the paps. I mean...something....

 

In honor of this SND, here's a waxed Leonardo DiCaprio being groped by some creepy lady in London yesterday.

 

First bitch to say "zzzzzz" in comments wins a Twinkie!

 

I'm off to get a colonic.