That Can't Be Water

 

Britney Spears is looking at that bottle of water the same way I look at my tenth cocktail of the night. It's like looking at your best friend, the mother of your child, Jesus even! She's saying to that bottle of water "I'm so glad you're here for me. You really are my one true thing. I knew I loved you before I met you."

 

I also love the rumor going around that those "lollipops" she keeps sucking on contain marijuana or some other substance! Yup, Brit's still a wreck!  

 

 

Photos: Mr. Nunez/Buzz Foto