Sunday, August 12th 2007
What's Paris Smoking?
What on earth could the poster child of a drug free America be smoking? Paris Hilton was caught by cameras smoking something during her Malibu beach party yesterday. Yes, I'm on overload with that dumb party.
I'm sure it's just a rolled up ciggie. I'm sure.
You potheads out there, let me know. I know I have a lot of pothead readers, because I get a lot of "high e-mails." So high that I can practically smell the weed in them. The e-mails are usually at 2am and they go on and on about how funny some infomercial is.
UPDATE: Paris' rep wrote me this little response "Despite the innuendos in your story, it was indeed a cigarette Ms. Hilton was smoking and not marijuana." Innuendos?! ME?! NEVER!!!!!!


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