EFF That Note! | Dlisted

Dear Ms. Allen,

I don't give a flying fuck if you've got a damn doctor's note excusing your ass from performing. This is not kindergarten! This is real life and you better get your ass in yet another fluffy prom dress and put your feet into another pair of dayglo sneakers and sing your damn ass out. Sing the sick out of you woman! It's treatment. I'm a Doctor and I'm giving you orders! I don't give a hell's ass if you have to spit your chunky loogies into a cup offstage, but you're going to entertain those people that have paid top dolla to see your sniveling ass work it.

That's all. Oh and by the way can your next single be "Friday Night?" Love that jam.

xoxoxoMichael K

Here's Lily's apology letter.

Hello everybody ,
Ive have literally been around the whole world in two weeks from London to Japan around Australia and then to LA and Vegas then back to LA for a 17 hour video shoot , and now I'm back in London eating my mums chicken soup cause im afraid the travelling has caught up with me . I've got sinusitis and strep throat ( i don't even know what that is ) and have been advised to take a couple of weeks off by a doctor in LA and a doctor here .Before anyone starts trying to accuse me of neglecting my fans I want to apologise and say how sorry I am , but I cant risk causing any permanent damage . I hope people can understand and arent too angry .

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The cancelled gigs are as follows

Oya Festival - Norway
Way Out West Festival - Gothenburg -Sweden
Sagres - Portugal
Lowlands Festival - Biddinghuizen -Holland

I should be better by V festival so once again I'm sorry and I'll see you at V

Source: Lil's MySpace