Kim (And Her Ass) Get A Reality Show

 

Kelly Osbourne and Kimbo Stewart have been dumped for Kim KardASSian! The two shot a reality show, but sources tell InTouch that E! wasn't into it. Kelly and Kimbo were said to be the next Nicole and Paris, but it looks like this isn't going to happen.

 

The network will instead  air a reality show featuring Kim Kardashian and her huge family instead. Oh and her huge ass. Kim's stepfather is Bruce Jenner and her stepbrother is Brody Jenner, so the show will be like a Hollywood "Brady Bunch."

 

They really will give a reality show to just about anyone! A show about Kim's fucking fat ass would be more interesting than a show about her family. Her ass has more personality than she does!