Stretched Out Vagina

 

The famous Duggar family welcomed their 19th member on Thursday. Michelle Duggar, 40, gave birth to her 17th child yesterday in Arkansas. Their baby girl Jennifer was born via VBAC aka vagina birth after caesarean.

 

Michelle issued this statement, "We are so grateful to God. Jennifer is so precious and beautiful and such a sweet gift." Adds her husband: "We are just so thankful to him that everything went just very well." 

 

Jennifer joins:

 

Joshua, 19

John David, 17

Janna, 17

Jill, 16

Jessa, 14

Jinger, 13

Joseph, 12

Josiah, 11

Joy-Anna, 9

Jedidiah, 8

Jeremiah, 8

Jason, 7

James, 6

Justin, 4

Jackson, 3

Johannah, 2 

 

All Js? How......annoying. I'm such a grouch! Congrats to Michelle and her vagina for making it through!  

 

Michelle said they would love to have more. Michelle's vagina however said "FUCK NO YOU CRAZY BITCH!"

 

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