The "Who Cares?" News

The "hanging" of Suddam Hussein is a huge hit in India! - AP

Paul McCartney is trying to buy his daughter for $40 Million. Heather Mills would've sold at $10 Million. - Female First

Justin Timberlake will infuse his dorkness into Duran Duran's new album - Gabsmash

Ms. Dynamite injured herself in one of the dumbest reality show ideas ever, but I'd watch it. - SOW