Why So Glum?

 

I can't STAND Julia Stiles. She always has this rubbery look on her face that is perfect for punching! She should be smiling from ear to effin ear. She's one of the lucky ones. Bitch can't act and she has a face like Gumby's granmama.  I don't know who's worse? Julia or Kiki Dunst!

 

Anywyay, Julia brought her glum face to the "Bourne Ultimatum" premiere in Hollywood last night. Julia stars with Matt Damon in the third Jason Bourne movie. I will only watch this if Julia's character dies a fiery death.

 

I know...I'm so angry this morning. I haven't had my morning enema.

 

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner also attended, because that's what they do.