Posh Hates the Taste of Water

Katie Holmes tried taking Posh Beckham's advice and try to lose as much weight as possible before her wedding this weekend in Italy. Shegave up with Posh's strict diet rules. A source said, "Victoria maintains her tiny frame because she only permits herself to snack - not eat - on edamame, pretzels and occasionally sushi."

Posh is also addicted to Diet Coke and won't drink water, because she finds the taste revolting.

Can't stand the taste of water? What the hell kind of water is she drinking? It has no taste. Not eating her rotted her damn brains and messed up her taste buds. She should try a little Crystal Light.

It's Monday, so here's pics of TomKat and company at some soccer game. They are almost believable as an All-American family.

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