Lohan Can Do No Wrong

Chris Sullivan is Lindsay Lohan's uncle and he's come to her defense to shed some light on the whole situation. He told the NY Post a few little "facts" as he calls them:

Tarin Graham (Lohan's assistant) had problems of her own and Lindsay was trying to help her - BLIND LEADING THE BLIND

Tarin's mother got involved and became "hysterical"

Lindsay may NOT have been driving that night

Tarin and her mother are letting Lohan take the fall

Meanwhile, Gina Glickman (a Lohan family insider) has spoken to "The Insider" and gives more bullshit bits:

There were two people in the car with Lohan that night

Lindsay claimed she was wearing someone else's pants. Coke was found in the pocket of these pants.

The police automatically zeroed in on Lindsay even though there were dozens of other people involved in this argument in the Santa Monica parking lot

Lindsay could be in NY with her family right now

So...let me get this straight. Lindsay wasn't driving the car, those weren't her pants, shit was that even Lindsay or was that a hologram?! Lindsay does admit to "falling off the wagon" that night, but she doesn't admit to anything else.

I'm also a little confused. How could they arrest her for DUI if she wasn't driving at the time? They arrested her in a parking lot and sources claim she was arguing with Tara at the time the police arrived, so she wasn't actually driving? This bitch is gonna get off. Trust.