Tie Her Tubes!

 

File this under: probably bullshit, but there are reports that Britney Spears is knocked up with her 3rd child. According to NW Magazine Brit has been telling people that she's expecting and doesn't know who the daddy is.

 

A source claims, "She's been secretly filling her pals in on the good news since last week. Britney is in shock herself, this definitely wasn't planned. She's thrilled just the same."

 

The source claims that the baby daddy could either be John Sundahl who she met in rehab or her bodyguard, Daimon Shippen.

 

Oh please! She's not pregnant. She's just eternally bloated!

 

Here's some pics of the ever-classy Britney house hunting in Malibu yesterday.