Pagans To Perform Rain Magice On Homer!

 

Fox is on marketing overload for their new "The Simpsons" movie. They've done everything from turn 7-11's to Kwik-E-Marts to whoring them out on JetBlue flights. Well, their latest stunt is pissing off the British Pagans.

 

Homer was painted with chalk in a field next to Cerne Abbas, a symbol of fertility in the hillside above Cerne Abbas. 

 

The Pagan Federation said, "It's very disrespectful and not at all aesthetically pleasing. We were hoping for some dry weather but I think I have changed my mind. We'll be doing some rain magic to bring the rain and wash it away."  

"It's just a publicity stunt for a film and we are talking about a monument which is definitely of great historical significance and a lot of people feel has important spiritual significance as well."

Don't fuck with the witches! While they are doing their "rain magic" can they also do some "sun magic" on NYC. The weather effin sucks right now!

Personally, I think there are bigger things to worry about than some chalk Homer on grass. Another thing...why is the grass so much greener on Homer's side?  

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