PANIC! Will Becks Play On Saturday?

 

David Beckham may not make his highly-anticipated debut as part of the L.A. Galaxy on Saturday due to a little ankle problem. The Galaxy are set to play against Chelsea at The Home Depot Center. As of yesterday, Becks' ankle was still sore and swollen.

 

1,000 fans showed up yesterday to watch Becks train with his team. Becks told reporters that he hopes he'll be alright.

 

The coach said, "There's always a possibility that he will not be playing because of his injury, but hopefully he will be.

"We're not going to force him to play. That would be wrong. If he's ready to play, he will, but we'll wait and see. We won't put him in any danger of making it long-term."

 

FORCE HIM! You paid enough. He probably hurt his ankle from kicking a table after he heard Posh say "mayjah" (see below) for the 1,000,000th time. I can't say I blame him.

 

Becks needs a nurse, so I'm going to head over to L.A. STAT to help him heal. He can put the sore in me and I don't mean the ankle! I'm not into foosting (getting fucked with a foot).