Rihanna Almost Makes History

 

Rihanna's "Umbrella" has just entered its 9th week as the #1 song in the UK and is very close to shattering records. You all know how much I love this alien, but if I hear "ella ella ella" one more time I'm going to fuck someone in the ass with an umbrella. I swear...it's almost worse than the damn Macarena song. 

 

She's still a gorgeous creature. Here she is in August's Paper Magazine. I'm not sure who styled this shit, but I wouldn't be surprised if these outfits were previously worn by the Flavor of Love girls.