Jessica Simpson's Breasts Are Real

 

Jessica Simpson has never had ANY plastic surgery. Well, that's what she's told Harper's Bazaar Magazine. Her sister Asshole obviously has had a ton of work, but Jess claim she hasn't had a lick.

 

She said, "I've had none. But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted. ... Maintenance. But you know, my boobs are real." 

 

"People have said that I've had things like a jaw replacement or implant or something. I'm photographed every day of my life and have never worn any bandages or anything, so how could that be right?" 

 

Not EVERY day. I don't think she's had any face work, but I think she's might had a little work in the chesticles. I mean, those things are so damn wonky! Someone has had to cut up in there!

 

Source: People