Crabs Not Included

 

Paves is going to be pissed! Paris Hilton is now giving him something to fight for. Paris has entered the world of celebrity fake-hair. She's teamed up with Dreamcatchers to bring you the "world's best hair extensions."

 

Say goodbye to damaging glues, waxes, weaves and clips! Yeah and say hello to crabs, crusty jizz and wart puss. I'm joking! Paris doesn't have ANY of those things. NOT ONE OF EM!

 

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