Courtney's New Man

Courtney Love performed in London yesterday for her 43rd Birthday. Yeah, 43. Bitch doesn't look a day under 60! While Court was stinking up the stage, British comedian Noel Fielding was watching with lovelorn eyes. After her gig, Court and Noel stumbled into a cab. The two were also caught "canoodling" backstage and Court said she liked Brits better than Americans, because Brits are "not bigger cunts."

Courtney is sober?! Her hair looks like it was washed in beer and styled using used-up cigs. I just want to take her entire body and dip into a bath of bleach, acid and oxyclean. Seriously, oxy works wonders.