Everything's UnGodly

 

Tori Spelling is now a minister. Actually, anybody can become one. Even me. Scary I know. Tori became ordained so she could officiate a gay wedding at her crappy B&B.

 

Tori said, "I was so honored when the couple asked me to officiate. We did it on the front steps of the Chateau as 40 of their friends looked on seated in a lounge-like atmosphere. It was so beautiful as I united Tony and Dex as life partners in love." 

"I've done live theater and presented at the Emmys and this by far was my scariest moment simply because they had bestowed such an honor upon me and I didn't want to let them down." 

 

Tori is such a romantic. I hope she covered up her tits while performing such a beautiful ceremony. I would hate to be uniting as one while looking into the depths of hell.

 

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