He's Still Sort Of Hot, Right?

 

Fat Elvis just won't go away. He's like an effin roach! Anyway, he ruined his brother's wedding over the weekend. Yeah, he's a real peach. Page Six reports that Fat Elvis reportedly got drunk and started knocking over tables and shit. Actually, sounds like a hot wedding to me.

 

A source said, "Brandon got so upset, he sent tables crashing . . . he had to be carried out of the reception." The reception was held at the Mantage Resort in Laguna Beach, CA.

 

He's like an animal! TMZ has it right. He's a greasy bear. He probably smelled a delicious berry and was knocked shit over to get to it.