Kelly Clarkson Takes Reba's Man

 

Kelly Clarkson recently fired her manager and she's just replaced him with Reba McEntire's current manager and husband.

 

He said, "Kelly is an incredible talent with an unlimited future. We are thrilled to be working with her."

 

Ok. Kelly is totally eating Reba's firecrotch, right? I've heard several rumors that Reba was lesbionic.  I even heard that Reba had a fling with Rosie O'Donnell. ACK! Probably not true, but it's a pleasant image.

 

Here's Kelly not being fat a few days ago on the Morning Show.