Afternoon Crumbs

Alanis Morissette and… Woody Harrelson? - Just Jared

I don't know who Melissa Miller is, but she's hot - Egotastic!

Brittany Murphy is a crazy ass - IDLYITW

Kristen Bell has hot legs but ugly dress - Hollywood Tuna

Naomi Watts is ready to pop - Popsugar

What's the point of even wearing one? - Drunken Stepfather

Beyonce loves metallic outfits - City Rag

Megan Fox needs better foundation - Hollywood Rag

Ben Affleck likes the water - ASL

Benicio Del Toro is a werewolf - TMZ