Britney Doesn't Want To Have Fun

 

Britney Spears will not be joining Cyndi Lauper and Debbie Harry onstage this Sunday in Los Angeles as has been previously reported. A rep for the tour said that they put out an offer to Brit to join the tour in Las Vegas, but they haven't heard from her. Britney reportedly was skeptical about performing live.

 

A source close to her said, "Britney said she would only dance or lip-sync - and to be on stage with Cyndi, you have to actually perform. It's not happening now."

 

Maybe she backed out, because homegirl is knocked up. Look at that belly! She's probably knocked up by a cheeto. You know she's put that in there. Ewww.