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Shortly after midnight Paris Hilton was released back into the world. She smiled for the cameras and hugged her mother, Kathy Hilton. Before leaving Paris had to use a public restroom to change out of her orange jumpsuit and into her clothes.

 

If you care click here to see the video of her release. Shit, you'd think that she was a war hostage. It's not that serious folks.

 

Paris will appear on Larry King tomorrow night. 

 

Now that she's a "changed woman" I expect her to fly to Africa today and devote her life to helping the orphans. Poor Tinkerbell! That bitch that she was on easy street.