Crime Does Pay

 

The Learning Annex has offered Paris Hilton $1 million to teach a one-hour class at the The Learning Annex Real Estate and Wealth Expos in Seattle, Chicago, New York and Boston. Her class will be called "How To Perform a DP  Without Passing Out." I Joke! I Joke! The class will be called  "How to Build Your Brand." The Learning Annex President thinks she is a brilliant entrepreneur.

 

The Learning Annex has that kind of cash! How come classes are always held in shit holes, then?

 

Paris' "How to Build Your Brand" class consists of 3 easy steps. 1) Fuck on camera 2) Fuck on camera and 3) Fuck on camera.

 

That's easy!

 

Source: TMZ