Brian Austin Green and His Huge One Propose to Megan Fox

Damn! Damn! Damn! Brian Austin Green aka David Silver aka Horse Hung is off the market. Well, legally anyway. He is in the process of getting married to Megan Fox. The two have been together for two years. Brian, 33, and Megan, 20, have not set a date and may possibly elope.

David has a kid with Vanessa Marcil aka Brenda from General Hospital.

I only care, because Brian is said to be packing large. Otherwise, he's a douche. Megan Fox is kind of hot though. I will cut her though. Nothing comes between me and ten inches. Well, maybe a cheese pretzel.

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