Finally, Someone Gorgeous On His Arm!

 

Damn! I didn't know Jude Law liked those rockabilly girls. I should get him some creepers. In that case I could introduce him to some of my cousins that said goodbye to the gangs and hello to Morrissey. Yes, it's like that.

 

Actually, Jude probably has no idea who he's talking to. Bitch is drunk. I bet you anything he thinks that chick is Halle Berry.