It's A Nice Day For An Alien Wedding

 

Tom Cruise who is at the highest level of Scientology craziness will perform the wedding of a friend on France's Cote d'Azur this Wednesday. James Backer, a wealthy Australian heir and Scientology's richest bitch, will marry some chick in France.

 

Only a Scientologist will let that crazy Tom officiate their wedding. What the hell is Tom going to teach them? How to keep the "gag" going for as long as possible? I would hate to attend that wedding. To keep from laughing would be a Herculean feat. I would have to borrow some Vicodin from Katie and Suri.

 

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