He Won!

 

The Hoff is victorious! He left a courtroom a few minutes ago and told TMZ that he won custody of his two kids. The Hoff's alleged crazy bitch wife, Pamela Bach, was seen crying in the halls of the court. She was heard telling her lawyer Debra Opri, "What am I gonna say? I just lost my kids."

 

Debra Opri is infamously known as Larry Birkhead's former lawyer. She's a real winner.

 

You know those kids are probably better off with the Hoff's drunk ass. He may be a drunk, but he's not completely insane like Pamela.

 

Poor kids. Angelina really should take them in. She'll be two steps closer to her goal of 14 kids.