Don't try it, Michelle Trachtenberg. You will never be Lindsay Lohan, not even a low-rent version. I mean you were in "Inspector Gadget"?! I mean... So, here's Michelle Trachtenberg with the fugly fug, Lydia Hearst. How is this chick (Hearst) a model? She looks like an America's Next Top Model drop-out.
Here's these two trying really hard to be sexy at some Smirnoff Vodka party in NYC last night. Put it in the bank, darlings.